Love: Memories

Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 191

You deserved it 4 621

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Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 227

You deserved it 6 636

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 623

You deserved it 3 057

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 802

You deserved it 4 072

By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 317

You deserved it 288

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 147

You deserved it 3 779

By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 678

You deserved it 3 072

By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 387

You deserved it 9 061

Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 88

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 645

You deserved it 5 909

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 771

You deserved it 1 295

thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:06

Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

ethancano 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:04

Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

Comments

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:53

Charges of "B & E" and petty theft aren't enough. If there is any way you & the county prosecutor can get this jackass labeled as a sexual predator, do so.

goatfarminmama 0

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:04

Agree completely with #54....next time it could be the bra & panties you or someone else has on!

Jst4kicks 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:14

Sorry to hear that but at least that gives you a clue that you might be "the one who got away"

cjwayy 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:16

Oh my god. That's ******* scary. I have an ex who has done stuff like that before :/ I'm sorry, OP.

hurryHM 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:33

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:37

To me, that doesn't qualify as a FML at all. This is the perfect opportunity to at least get a restraining order, or maybe even get his ass tossed in jail. Press charges. Press them as far as you can.