Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

Top comments

green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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hmckay2010 0

wow ur mom is ******* insannnneeeeeeeeeee. I would freak if my mom did that.

DizzyDaydreams 1

i'm sure you guys laugh about it though. If you think about it its actually kind of cute :)

clewis07 0

As soon as mom is of age put her ass in a home. Trust me, it's what's best for you;)

OP is most likely LDS and her boyfriend was leaving on a two year mission where you can only communicate to loved ones through handwritten letters, e-mail and one-hour long phone calls on Mother's Day and Christmas

he's obviously going to be a morman missionary in some far away place. after he officially becomes a missionary he won't be allowed to see or speak to her until hes done with his two year "mission"

Koolgirl15 0

Your moms a freaking phyco