Love: Memories

Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 494

You deserved it 5 027

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 296

You deserved it 2 863

By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 178

You deserved it 4 401

Under pressure

By Jimagua1993 - 05/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 577

You deserved it 130

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 100

You deserved it 4 916

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 412

You deserved it 3 217

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 821

You deserved it 4 632

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 551

You deserved it 94

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 609

You deserved it 3 292

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 258

You deserved it 43 681

green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

Comments

Bubs_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:14

#102: I honestly don't know either, and I wrote it. However, you come off as a douche writing that. Just saying.

EMOLOVER55 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:25

i cant help but laf ur moms insane

blgfan01 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:45

Hey Fwick, don't pay attention to what #40 says, my boyfriend has been out for 20 months and we're still going strong. If anything it has made our relationship stronger. Good luck!

nodbor 11

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:48

was she on that show, trading housewives, once?

jennaleighhh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:20

at least he wont forget you ;]

Stellaritsmeg 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:38

Haha 106. Exactly what I was thinking. SATAAAANN!!!!

BensMusicLife 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:43

WOW!!! i'm christian, but i'm no prude... those people are so ******.... have u seen the movie carrie? u should watch it! ur mom is like carrie's! well... probably not that bad lol

yournot_myhero 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:24

ahhahahahahha oh my god. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha I just actually died ******* laughing. this is the best one I've seen on this site so far! ahhahahaa dear god! Your mom is the ******* best!!!!