Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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Bubs_fml 0

#102: I honestly don't know either, and I wrote it. However, you come off as a douche writing that. Just saying.

Hey Fwick, don't pay attention to what #40 says, my boyfriend has been out for 20 months and we're still going strong. If anything it has made our relationship stronger. Good luck!

was she on that show, trading housewives, once?

jennaleighhh 0

at least he wont forget you ;]

Haha 106. Exactly what I was thinking. SATAAAANN!!!!

BensMusicLife 0

WOW!!! i'm christian, but i'm no prude... those people are so ******.... have u seen the movie carrie? u should watch it! ur mom is like carrie's! well... probably not that bad lol

ahhahahahahha oh my god. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha I just actually died ******* laughing. this is the best one I've seen on this site so far! ahhahahaa dear god! Your mom is the ******* best!!!!

I'm confused as to why your mom randomly said this. I'm so sorry your boyfriend and you won't get to see each other for two years. That's harsh.

2 years? mormon mision> my brother didnt do his oh well but hahahha dont worry ive had some weirdo ones