Love: Memories

Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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Under pressure

By Jimagua1993 - 05/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

Comments

anthony99 14

Friday 3 June 2011 18:28

Is your name Carrie by any chance?

ModernChaot 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:09

So pathetic that you have to move out ASAP.

meilinkaye 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:14

Aren't missions great? My boyfriend just got his call tonight...

t_laplante3 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:28

Don't you just love moms?

NatBear2 0

Monday 13 February 2012 20:41

You must be Mormon. Some mothers are crazy!

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:51

This is why I hate religious nuts.

tabbydionysis 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:08

Missionary leave of absence, huh?

Sia17 2

Wednesday 6 November 2013 6:33

Guessing you're Mormon and when you say you're seeing your boyfriend for the last time for two years, he's about to leave on his mission.

ImpossibleOdds 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 18:17

I found this after clicking "Random FML." This post blows me away. I am the guy the she was talking about. What are the odds I'd ever see it? Since I was a main player in this incident, I'd like to set the record straight considering all the crazy conjecture, insults, and religion bashing. However, I won't be as detailed as I could be for obvious privacy reasons. Firstly, her mom's actions had nothing to do with religion and everything to do with her own personal problems and issues. People often do crazy things in the name of religion or because of religion, but this was not one of those times. Secondly, the OP was not living with her family at the time. They were all collectively visiting relatives, so all that "get a job" or "leave the house" rhetoric is BS and mean-spirited. It seems this discussion has become a lightning rod for religion bashing in general. Let's be serious people, none of us really knows one way or the other. Even Richard Dawkins has qualified his statements concerning the existence of Deity. We all have different perspectives and experiences that shape our beliefs. It is infantile to insult someone's beliefs because they don't mirror your own. As for the OP and I, our paths diverged and have not crossed again since. I returned two years later and have since happily married someone else. I hope the OP has figured things out as well and wish her only the best.