Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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moonlightsky31 0

hahaha that's so funny! i love mormon stories.

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bestsoylatte 0

I'm sorry you won't see each other for two years. That's really rough. My boyfriend is a mormon and I'm not. He's going on his mission once he turns nineteen in October. He graduates high school in a matter of months, but I'm a junior so I'm still here. We've kind of figured that the relationship will have to end when he leaves but I can't bear to think about it. Good luck. Hang in there.

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jake12 0

i'm lds too, and i'm looking forward to that day lol.

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RenRen_fml 0

Sounds like Carrie's mother from Stephen King's novel.

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DubbaCTrumpetMSU 0

Intolerance makes the world go round, hmm? I still can't get the extremists. Atheists that hate Christians...that's fine...I don't hate you back...you can have your beliefs and I'm not getting into that-I have some Atheist friends, too. Christians that hate Atheists...this makes me wonder. Hypocritical much? It's one thing not to like it, but to hate the person? Come on. Oh, and does anyone else here wish most people could actually type and use grammar?

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warhorse57 0

Man that would hurt....freakin religious nuts

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cosmorose 0

wait, your mum FLEW out the house?! and you think he'll remember the satan thing?

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angorashi 0

Mormon much? About half of my family is mormon, growing up as one can be a bitch. I don't have a problem- **** i don't really care if you worship one god or thirteen as long as you dont shove it in my face. Sucks for your bf tho, having a mother that would ruin his last chance to be with you

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smidget 0

i'm mormon. honestly, many people have things against mormons. and i respect that. and, yea, that does sound mormon to me. but honestly, it's not THAT big of a temptation. but i must admit, that does suck. i would like shun her. hope everythings ok(:

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