MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Senseless_487 29

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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Doortje 29

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

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SomeRussianGirl 3

What a Dickwad.

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samsaf1989 5

51- Lol your profile pic goes with your comment

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HMaxKing 3

Well at least you'll like like her when you get older, but he is a jerk for using you like that. I hope you find love and happiness in someone better. :)

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emily1881 3

Uhh stalker! That's creepy.

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athlete1990 4

I bet op is just overreacting to a comment the boyfriend made. Big surprise there.

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

First, dump his arse, preferably onto something pointy. Second, what kind of moron thonks dating a relative will get them closer to scoring? Third, have you contacted the police? 3 years of planning and waiting sounds like the kind of dedication you get from a hardcore stalker!

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expertsmilee 26

72 - totally was not on purpose, no way could I have realized everyone was quoting Stacy's mom and quoted something else as a combo breaker, thanks for letting me know I done goofed

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