MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Senseless_487 29

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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Doortje 29

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

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mikeofthunder 13

3 knows the way of a true Jedi Knight. **** yes, 3!

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noisebox 1

Maybe you can do a mother daughter thing like in the pornos...,I think everyone would be happy then...

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mrphychrs 5

Yall could share him, that seems fair

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SApprentice 34

If he was serious that was the 'sole' reason he dated you, then that really sucks, and he could probably use some therapy. Only a very odd person would date someone for over 1,000 days, each day waiting and hoping to pounce on their mother. That's a big commitment, and I can't tell if that's really messed up or kind of impressive. Look on the bright side, you have a possibility of looking like her by that age. I'm the same way. My mother has a perfectly flat stomach, slim hips, a minimal amount of wrinkles, flawless body skin, and a natural tan. I can only hope I'll look about like she does at that age, but I got my dad's genes, so I doubt I'll be so lucky.

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howrudoin 11

"Heyyy Mss Parrkerr". Or is it "MILF MILF MILF!" Id say either one ;)

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wellfuuucckme 7

50- Wrong song .....

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wellfuuucckme 7

50 - **************

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BoratSagdiyev 2

I love me some MILF's but that's pretty douchey.

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