Transportation: Mind melt

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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You deserved it 30 148

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 997

You deserved it 3 558

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 891

You deserved it 10 988

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 331

You deserved it 11 718

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 206

You deserved it 7 008

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 673

You deserved it 2 151

By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 521

You deserved it 56 662

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 340

You deserved it 4 612

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 100

You deserved it 20 255

By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - 03/06/2011 08:55 - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 756

You deserved it 3 515

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 950

You deserved it 45 195

dacho 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:07

Incest is overrated, go for it! ;D

Vilen1025 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:20

Wow... how did you not recognize her face?? o.O kinkyyyy

Comments

coopcas 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 12:37

Aaahaha, that sucks, dude.

whatido25 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:06

Hit it anyway. lmao

dyld921 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:07

She's your sister! Incest FTW

CamH_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:08

How the heck did you not notice she was your sister...?

akiro525 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:16

is there an incest bug going around?

Stephai 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:17

Well, you did have ALOT in common... xP

nirvan5a 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:18

open ur eye man, u never knew u had beautiful sister? need some glasses man.

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:32

So tired of these "I saw a hot girl and realized it was my sister" stories. Do you not know what your sisters look like? OP: you're an idjit.

PrincessCastiel 27

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:06

I read idjit in Bobby Singer's voice :3

fallenarchangel 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:40

#7 WTF? You are a little bitchy

Fe2 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:50

I am usually the last person to think "fake" with these FMLs, because life is truly strange, but this can't be real. It's a rare woman/girl indeed who spends a comparative fortune on getting their hair done, in this case, the even pricier hair colour change (and with highlights, $$$) and does ANYTHIING in the next 24 hrs which could ruin it -- like bike riding.