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By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland
Oh OP, you dirty little minx
I'm right here.
Rent and watch the movie Carrie (the original from 1976) with your mother, than go around making eerie references to the mother in the film.
I feel for you on the long distance deal and your mom sounds like she over reacted BUT... Whats with all you girls taking pics in the bathroom???!!! This has become some strange female ritual. Seeing your toilet (as we do in most of these pics) isn't hot!
None of my bathroom pics ever include a toilet. I usually use the mirror to help point the camera so I don't have to take a bunch to get a good one. But yes, it is a strange ritual. as is duck face.
ive seen many a man "flexing" in front of his shitter for a phone pic as well
Maybe holding your cell phone out, along with your pixie hair-cut made you look like Hitler.
Sounds like my mom. Sometimes she would even say, "Don't have sex, or else you'll die."
How come she isn't dead then?
Immaculate conception, of course.
Damn OP, I thought I was the provocative one by showing off some fingers to people that deserved it but your new hairstyle really takes the cut. Shame on you! On a more serious note, maybe try having a heart to heart talk with your mother about life and show her what a real "flaunting" lady looks like.
Do I speak for any other guys when I say we don't care about your haircut above your waist?
No.
I'm honestly surprised. I personally can't tell when my girlfriend has cut her hair. One time she asked me if I liked her new haircut, I replied it was great, she had cut it over 2 months ago. I guess I'm just strange.
i guess you put your self (puts on sunglasses.) in a hairy situation
21? Past time to move out!
maybe your time to move out, was her time to visit her mom. Idiot, you don't know her situation and you have no right to talk about how she should live. Maybe she can't afford it even with a job, maybe she WANTS to move out, but can't due to extenuating circumstances. Don't be a jerk.
She could also just be lazy... YOU don't know either, so stop criticizing other people when you know just as much as they do!
Maybe OP doesn't even want to move out! Maybe, despite a few little things like this, she is actually close with her Mother, or maybe she is close with her Father! Some people actually consider their parents good friends, and so, staying with their parents is like having a roommate who is a good friend. As for #54, the thing is that #31 is making kind of rude assumptions and accusations, the person after them is just trying to say that OP might not be in a bad situation at all.
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It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.
Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.