Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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OceanMinded 0

next time when he says no mayo he means no mayo...

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Shaggy_92 5

man all these ******* peole care about is the damn sandwich. shut the **** up. and OP, that guy is ****** stupid, you be better off :)

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my2centsworth 15

Do you really want a man who can forget something so life changing so quickly? if he's that stupid, he could forget to get the baby from the car on a hot summer day.......

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Rokksteady 3

Maybe he needed carbs to think clearly ;P Jokes aside... that's ****** up, really.

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AlexSyndrome 5

Whenever Chuck Norris watches the show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" he watches it with a grin on his face.

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W4X 0

That su- WAIT ******** solve everything! Speaking of suck.

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