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By almostmugged - 17/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

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Red flags

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 00:01

Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Always prepared

By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:02

Mafia leaders see their daughters during the week too. What's wrong with you?

Tedet 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:02

They had their daughters with them at the time? If so, then you're an idiot.

Comments

surfinkid07 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:20

You Rock. It is way better to accidentally pull a knife on someone than end up dead and raped in a gutter. I commend thee!

whitebunny_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:31

Hell you are like me:)))))))))))))

jciihn 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:09

Hahahahaha! Honestly, I clicked "you deserved it" but i'd have done the same thing. Never hurts to be prepared. =)

Darthbane2007 17

Wednesday 30 September 2009 15:29

YDI. Is there not a day and time when mafia bosses can bring their daughters with them to work?

Matt7533 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:21

noob

RebeccaWvvv 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:37

Judgemental jerk!! Way to be a total asshole...

kcooldude550 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:53

it's not his fault, everyone fears for their safety and has a right to protect themselves if they feel it's necessary. even if their wrong.

BlueCord_Warrior 0

Friday 16 July 2010 7:16

way to be a man, pansie

ninjasaurous 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:50

You thought they were gonna mug you.... With their kids there?

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 4:06

Better safe than sorry. I understand.

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