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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

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kakarot2 11

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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Comments

Welshite 39

#13: No, not only in Texas. Simply put, only idiots or close-minded fools believe in stereotypes. I'll let you decide which one you are...

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cgchamp89 7

Are you stereo typing stereo typers? You close minded fool!

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TurquoiseJesus 15

As far as I know, neither smoking, drinking, nor texting are stereotypical of Texas.

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DanielleinDC 33

There are idiots all over these great United States. You see a lot of them on the DC Metro, and they can't all be tourists! As for you, OP, whether or not you smoke, you shouldn't drink and text. But I guess you already knew that and are expecting all the YDIs that come your way.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Did someone say stereotypes? *throws on a cowboy hat and fires gun* Yee-haw!!!

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TxCountryBeauty 10

Actually the stereotypical cowboy hat wearing and gunslinging Texan isn't all that rare but we are definitely a multicultural state. I find cowboys (NOT THE FOOTBALL TEAM) to be very sexy and I love being a little country girl, horses and all!

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westonjust 2

You obviously didn't get the reference people.

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DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Am I the only one that sang that in my head while reading it?

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j_cat187 19

My god, that Jim Gaffigan reference just went over everyone's head.

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strawberrywine22 30

#61- no. No, you most certainly are not :)

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RedPillSucks 31

If it was a Galaxy Tab, I'd have done the same thing. I would probably have lit it and tried to smoke it too.

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hawright 13

I don't see how anyone votes this an FML. As an inebriated fool you broke your phone. This shit happens all the time and I don't feel sorry for you. YDI.

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MissMeanie 5

The funny part is realizing you did what you did before it hit the ground.

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TheDrifter 23

Ydi just for being in the habit of throwing your lit cigarette butts off the balcony, you evil, littering firebug.

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CydneDilligaf 7

While I do feel bad for you since you destroyed your phone and burned your pocket, anytime you **** up while drunk is automatically a YDI.

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TxCountryBeauty 10

Yes because no one ever gets drunk and does stupid things. I wouldn't have half the comedy in my life if people weren't drunk. It makes for dam good stories later! "Hey remember that time when..."

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leadawg75 12

Well, at least you didn't throw yourself off the balcony...

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KageKaldaka 6

I think that would have been more interesting tbh

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KageKaldaka 6

I think that would have been more interesting tbh

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KageKaldaka 6

I think that would have been more interesting tbh

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EvilUndead 9

Smoking is bad idea. Drinking is bad idea. Texting while drunk is a bad idea. Trying to multi-task while texting while drunk is also a bad idea. Slow learner, aren't you?

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