Love: Mixed reviews - FML

Mixed reviews

By nirvana_mama157 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

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Top comments

lulupookiepoo 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:03

What an ass!

alexm501 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:03

Was he joking? If not then he's an ass and you should leave.

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tyghl55 4

Monday 28 November 2011 19:40

OWNED

Mathyouu 0

Monday 28 November 2011 20:02

Awh! What an asshole.

josiahj 13

Monday 28 November 2011 20:05

DAMN that was a low blow

KociaQ 30

Monday 28 November 2011 20:17

Sounds like a divorce time.

sheethapins 13

Monday 28 November 2011 20:32

Tell him: "That's a shame. Cause that's not what your best friend said after I asked him the same question. But you don't love me, so it's all good. Want to hear his answer?"

saddgurl 0

Monday 28 November 2011 20:33

Maybe he wasn't done... "I don't.. I can't even describe how I feel about you, words can't s Describe this love" ya never know

deebaybeee19 6

Monday 28 November 2011 20:43

this is why I'm not getting married :3

Sab0026 0

Monday 28 November 2011 20:56

Ouch! I'm sorry :( he's a total asshole...

ClussmyLilFreak 9

Monday 28 November 2011 20:57

if he isnt married to you because he loves you, it isnt hard to notice.

moomoomeow2 7

Monday 28 November 2011 20:58

I'm sorry!

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Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me that my glass isn't frosted enough and she and all her patients can see me when I shower. FML

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Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML

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Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML

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