Mommy Goes Commando

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00

Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
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Dave_Davington 33

You've really got no one to blame but yourself for that one.

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Kurliez408 32

If you're not wearing underwear at least seat in a way which won't reveal it.

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jfsiv 17

So now you also know whe the guy sitting across the room had such a big smile on his face.

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Gwengreen 6

Never underestimate the honestly of small tikes- the more embarrassing for you thy more honest they are.

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InnocenceBlue 37

Congratulations on shamelessly stealing an old FML and writing it out nearly word for word. ??

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Daniel Vitacolonna 6

I have to ask, what position were your legs in, knowing you weren't wearing them, to expose yourself?

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jriley4u 17

Your kid is 5 and she/he doesn't know how to stay in her/his seat?

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justinb97 16

Everyone criticizing OP needs to get over themselves. Underwear sometimes aren't comfortable and there's no rule that says you have to wear them!! Whether or not they wear underwear has nothing to do with their parenting

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