Monday morning blues
By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
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One batin a day keeps the bad thoughts away...
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After masturbating I sleep like a baby.
My ex boyfriend and I would factor in time to have sex in the mornings and set our alarms accordingly.
dbpowell
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At least your hand won't give you any diseases!
Masturbation is not a lesser substitute for sex. It is a valid pleasurable act that has nothing to do with sex or loneliness. Many people who have great lovers and regular sex still **********, and love it. Your only problem is feeling bad about it, like it's shameful or something. It's not. Stop thinking you only wank because you are lonely. You wank because it's fun.
contedefees
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Whatever. Masturbation is awesome. Even when you are having sex with someone else regularly, masturbation is still awesome.
hateevryone
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really? is it that crucial?
I suggest you get a blow up doll.
CaptainPickles72
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Why would he get a blow-up doll. There are a lot of cheaper things out there to use. Like; your 2 hands, a pillow, a melon heated up with a hole, the ghost of the sex crazed fiend that killed herself in your apartment a few years ago and hides away till your asleep and rapes you... oh no... I've said to much! O.o what's that noise!? ... I'm scared...
Or one of those pocket *******.
Maybe if you weren't so horny u wouldn't be single
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I go to bed half an hour later.
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...