Parents and Transportation: Motherly love

Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:20

"No really, I'm normal!" "Of course you are buddy, now hold my hand as we get off the train and we bring you home to your mommy"

stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

awww my moms just like that

Comments

oliver86 8

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:35

surely they would have realised that you weren't retarded

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:45

Maybe not, people can look pretty stupid while trying to prove they are smart.

AlexBuda 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:36

#12 I find your over political correctness retarded

withgoldeneyes 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 7:54

you wouldn't be saying that if you knew someone that is handicapped

AlexBuda 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:43

I do and they have no problem with the word, it's only oversensitive people with nothing better to do so they tell me how to talk. well I have rights so up yours pal.

hideyoself 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:48

retarded is a funny word ^,^

ChibiGirl5 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:58

your a funny word

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:49

The worst thing is that you obviously look retarded.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:53

p.s. and you called your mom saying you missed your stop

ballerfun911 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:07

The person's mom probably called them.

Suavis 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:35

or they were waiting at the stop?

justnbieber 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:01

Fyl :/

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:08

It's nice to be treated like a retard. People do things for you that wouldn't do if they think you're "normal." I haven't tied my own shoes for years -- I can put on a great vacant stare with my mouth gaping open and drooling.

mudkipsan 19

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:30

Because you are so very obviously pretending?

thatguy205 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:32

#24 - Your comments are the best.

eesiino24 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:46

idk i dont mind the word it just bothers me because i have a brother with down syndrome. sorry guys

Cyosaric 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:52

Is he dum. ?

SanaSazi 32

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:38

I've met downs syndrome ppl that outclass 'normals'... It is possible for downs syndrome to mean very little... Astrophysics accomplishments aside, they're great people. :-)