Miscellaneous: Motherly love

Motherly love

By anonymous - 12/08/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML

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By machina - 16/07/2019 04:01

Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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News to me

By Jean Chretien Lookalike - 23/04/2021 02:04

Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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By ilovemom - 21/01/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML

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No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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Get away from me

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML

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What the hell did you do?

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 07:01 - United States - Steele

Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML

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You deserved it 155

mosarmini 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:22

O snap! well tell her..."thank god I didnt turn out a douchebag like you" case closed =]

Dee100 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:49

She was probably joking.

Comments

lovegod 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:54

OMG idk if she's joking but i dont get y moms say tht sometimes. like i read fml's and some of them r about how moms hate their kids. honestly then y would they have them? But if she's joking just laugh

Bloodknight 22

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:12

"This is what it sounds like, when doves cry."

tronner 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:10

Yup - here's another "I was joking with my mom and then she said something that made me cry" FML. Did you ever think that she was joking? Or does SARCASM not compute in your emo brain?

BabaBlackShirt 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:18

I'm getting tired of these, "Today, I took a joke too seriously! FML"

Njord09 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:36

We should not ask questions we are not prepared to hear the answers. YDI.

t9x_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:12

my mom told me something like that. she told me she never wanted to have a kid, and that i ruined her life. im 13.

BadOwner 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:26

you could have my mom. everyday she tells me, "i dont love you, and your not worth shit" all you gotta do is say, "I LOVE YOU TOO MOM" JKJK

LegndNikko 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:28

You DO realize that she was kidding?

kionnalexus 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:56

Why does everything joking is a time to ask stupid questions? Seriously, you ask a dumb question and you get an honest answer you don't want to hear and then you whine. Think about if you really want to hear the answer or not.