Cars, Disability and Transportation: MOVE!

MOVE!

By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 75 987

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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You deserved it 42 687

By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 210

You deserved it 3 322

By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

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You deserved it 5 722

Beep beep

By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 62 596

Step on the gas

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 668

You deserved it 83

By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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You deserved it 667

By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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You deserved it 1 568

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 42 190

By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 229

unhappybitch 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:18

At least you admit it.

Baconman345 9

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:18

Mom of the year

Comments

mario2012 18

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:22

Yes you are.

Stardew 19

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:22

Why would you immediately assume that this woman was being rude or inconsiderate or whatever? Are you so impatient that you can't wait a few seconds to figure out what someone is doing? You are an asshole and you deserve whatever dish Karma serves you.

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:40

13 - Like the lady behind me at Taco Bell one night. The second I had my bag of food in my car, she started blaring her horn at me to move.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:35

Damn that lady! Doesn't she know you need to check and make sure you got your verde and mild sauce? (:

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:02

#13 because people are stupid. #28 I wouldve just sat there checking everything to make sure it was right. xD

mariet_fml 23

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:06

157: The only reason I don't support that is because they have timers in the drive thru, and they can get in trouble if a car is in line longer than corporate likes. Don't blame you, though.

LarryLaDouche 13

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:22

Yes. Yes you are.

Schizomaniac 24

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:23

That's wheelie insensitive.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:29

These guys just need to loosen up, grab a bottle of Cripple-Sec and roll yourself a little something to calm you down.

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:27

Wow. You got pissed off fast.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:28

Nah, OP, you aren't an asshole. You're the skidmark, and I'm not talking about your car here.

Spectre529 12

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:32

You shouldnt feel bad, you didn't know at the time so therefore it's justified

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:46

The time it took the mother to get to the back of her van, a few seconds, OP honked and gave her dirty looks. OP assumed right away the lady was being inconsiderate. Her actions aren't justified.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 22 November 2012 5:57

22- You're saying it's okay to be rude to people if you're ignorant to a situation? Since when? Calling people out when they deliberately act like assholes is one thing, but being one yourself on the off chance it might be justified, is another. Sorry, but I respectfully disagree with you.