Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

If it's war she wants, it's war she gets. Popcorn launcher? Check. Friends to your left and right armed to the teeth with popcorn and/or condiments? Check. List of suggestive names to call her that are borderline offensive? Check. Feet ready to kick the seat at regular intervals? Check. Let the games begin.

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Postlude 1

As if going to the movies wasn't already a trying experience. I hope that woman gets some karma back her way because that's just rude :/

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No_Heart 0

I really hate to be the one who has to tell you this, but i guess if your old enough to comment on fmylife then your old enough to find out the truth, i'm sorry but there is no such thing as karma, you had to find out some day.

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xxreikoxx 31

The proper philosophy is 'what goes around, comes around.' Everyone knows this already.

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polico_wolf 0

actually there is. Its a bad coinsidence that happens after you do something bad to somebody.

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judemeister 0

I believe in karma. My boyfriend was cheated of some change in a shop once, and when he was walking along the road, he found a five just lying on the ground. In my opinion, that's karma. Plus, I love My Name is Earl :)

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Plumppotato 3

so because you dont believe in karma, it doesnt exist? that doesnt seem fair, considering how karma is built into several religions (e.g. Hinduism).

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lem0n_fml 0

Plumppotato, if someone doesn't believe in karma, well yeah, they're gonna tell you it doesn't exist. Does that mean that karma actually doesn't exist? No. But they simply don't believe it does. The idea of nonexistence is kinda the whole definition of not believing something.

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judemeister 0

You can't exactly tell me that I shouldn't believe in something simply because you don't. Last time I checked, I was entitled to have my own opinion.

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Tigg3r 3

there's also no such thing as ain't either. English people english..

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TallMist 32

No_Heart, you may not believe in karma, but other people might and you really shouldn't put people down for believing in something you don't. I mean, really. Would it be a safe bet that you're one of those atheists that comment on every post everywhere online about Christianity to say God isn't real and people need to grow up for believing in said God?

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TallMist 32

(Re-edited to comply with the rules of FML) No_Heart, you may not believe in karma, but other people might and you really shouldn't put people down for believing in something you don't. I'm not looking to start a fight. Just to say it's not really wrong to believe in something. :)

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kittykat1501 31

94, ain't is in the dictionary!

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tmdkiller 0

If i were you, i would throw my popcorns on them and apologize saying i had spasms. But of course that is if they persist.

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InstaKarma 0

Oh, I do apologize. The FML app I am using didn't run the spell check on that word because I used the quotation marks. I do know how to spell 'accIdentally.' Lay off.

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gina_m491 0

You should've kicked her in the back of the head

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musicislife1995_fml 0

I hope you kicked them in the backs of the head... orat least throw popcorn at them

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mizu22 0

that sucks, throw popcorn next time

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Hermyoni 0

So then you went and found an usher and told them what was going on. .... or did you just take it and pay to not see a movie.

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yes_im_hater 0

you deseve it for saying "cinema"

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snafu57 1

Personally, they sound great. I think it's the start of a beautiful friendship.

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