Cars, Accident and Health: Move!

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129 354

You deserved it 6 574

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 052

You deserved it 695

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 119

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 942

You deserved it 56 306

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 818

You deserved it 12 940

SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 896

You deserved it 136

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 327

You deserved it 27 429

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 195

You deserved it 78 188

Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 925

You deserved it 4 674

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 252

You deserved it 7 142

Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

Hi_Itz_Me 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:21

shut the hell up

Comments

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:01

She must feel terrible! God that is a good story to tell people though! "I got hit by a car once! Although Tiffany kinda pushed me into it... She thought I was kidding and she kinda... Yeah, you get the point!" But yeah, I hope you're not hurt too badly. It doesn't always give you serious injuries unless the driver's going really fast... For some reason I imagine this to be at an intersection.

JakedGr8 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:07

that SUCKS

texashorns82492 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:12

And the car doesn't even think to stop? The driver is a jack ass

sLap_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:22

hope you are okay!

Munkee 6

Friday 8 May 2009 1:23

#15 Lmao, I hope you're joking. #52 No matter how tragic the FML, there's always a couple hundred/thousand losers that vote YDI. #66 When a person just shoots out in front of you like that, it's hard to just stop the car, even if you noticed in time, which I doubt s/he did. And yeah, at least she didn't intentionally shove you in front of the car, she was just careless. If she's human she'd feel horrible too.

plearbear 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:26

bahahaha that's so great.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 8 May 2009 1:27

awww, i hope u feel better u got one stupid roomie

Milwaukee33 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:27

ok let me tell you about my day. first i wake up to go to school and i step in a big ass dog shit. so i go to school smelling like doo doo. then i got caught ******* my neighbors dog after school by my mom. i satrted crying so she let me suck on her pointy ass nipples then i threw up everywhere because she got some hair on her nipples and i got some in my mouth so yeah that shit was straight up nasty. so tell me if that isnt a bad day.