Health, Weird and Relatable: Mr Beard

Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:05

Congratulations Santa!

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:04

hahahahahaha

Comments

emariebake 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:06

that's awful. congrats on ditching the face pelt, tho.

unlucky90 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:29

haha.....face pelt

sammsaballerr 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:07

HHHA!!

heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:07

then grow it back.

EffYoLife 14

Monday 19 March 2012 5:54

Dumb! It's not like he can grow it back the same day

shakeTHEworld 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:11

No, hun. You look ridiculous before then too.

strokesie 23

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:13

how can you tell it's exactly 6 shades lighter..?

olii_fml 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:38

Does that matter? No one's looking for accuracy..

nebula748 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:45

he checked with some paint swatches.

mghockey97 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:56

win

strokesie 23

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:28

because he claimed it was 6, and i wanna know how. XD

davidisbeast 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:56

haha u fail! ;)

soulfulemo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:08

89- that doesn't mean he meant it literally

kyler754 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:37

your dumb. I dont know you and I already do not like you.

jeob1992 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:13

can we see a picture please... I wanna good laugh.

KiantoNari 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:33

I agree with this guy ^^^ :D

themichaeljoseph 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:47

I agree with this guy

green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:14

Hello, spray on tan.

ll22adrian23ll 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:15

Rick Ross lookin ass

iSurf_fml 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:15

Time for a face tan...

zombiebud 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:16

well this is what I would so shave your head and that will take the view off your face

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