Mr Burns

By ScarletBuckeye - 09/07/2016 16:38

Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes, so I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes… but at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML
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gosh_mate 30

Was there any water nearby to walk near / cool off your feet? I have always found the wet sand easier to bear in the middle of summer.

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ScratchCatPower 32

"...You wish your entire feet were fireproof..." Under the boooardwalk, down by the seeeaaa...

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slothstronaught 11

Once you felt it was hot why did you stay on it long enough to get burned?

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RabidTardigrade 6

Ouch, that's gonna be rough but when they heal your soles will be tougher. It'll turn to callus and then soon you won't ever need shoes! ?

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Hybricide 8

So you kept walking on it even though it was that hot? You'd think that after touching it the first time, you'd say nope and get your shoes.

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dylanheinola 10

Maybe when you realized it was hot you coulda just dug your feet into the sand till you hit the cold layer (about an inch under the surface)

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YuukiNevin 8

that's why Floridians wear flip flops..

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DumbassRoaster 22

Good job OP, looking at the bright side.

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OSUBuckeyeChick 10

aloe infused socks might be a good investment. feel better!

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lazylahma 10

Sandals are your friend at the beach

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Mooglefox 23

Ever heard of flip flops or sandals?

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