Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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HelloSirs 14

When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.

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ElatedEarthling 15

He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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laurensauren 9

I feel like to get a clump of toilet paper you'd have to be doing more than just grabbing his butt, you had to have been like putting your hand in places and that makes it weird

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charvisioku 22

No, that makes it 'weird' by YOUR standards. And for all you know it might just have been sticking out from between his cheeks. If that's the case, it'd be hard not to notice there was paper just chilling there. Either way, your comment fails.

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DanielleinDC 33

#33, It's not that weird. Some guys go for that. Evidently OP's boyfriend doesn't or he wouldn't have TP wedged up his butt.

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Metallica36176 16

Exactly. My first thought was either how close her hand was to ground zero, if he wipes his ass cheek/hip, or Good Lord this boy must be skinny...

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laurensauren 9

#50, she said grabbed his butt, not dug her hands into it. And 35 people disagree with you on my comment being a fail, but thanks for the input sweetheart.

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charvisioku 22

You wouldn't need to dig your hands into someone's arse to accidentally snag TP that was sticking out of it. I'd hate to see inside your mind if things escalate that quickly in there. *Shudder* And you don't seriously measure success by thumbs do you? That's a sign of too much internets right there.

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buckdharma 37

The handlebar (crotch rocket) mustashe. Sporty and practical.

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chisty87 16

First time for everything I guess but why would you put your hands so close to his ahole anyways??

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! What a turn off! Why can't people shower and wash their butts when they're planning to get intimate? That booty hole smell still lingers on, even with wiping properly! And those baby wipe thingies don't cut it either. Soap and water! :P "Ohh, so fresh and so clean, clean."

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SApprentice 34

"I like showers, showers give me powers, powers that make me like superman~!"

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MorganBrown 8

Well, I should stop reading FML's when I wake up and eat my cereal...

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KayZeep 3

Maybe the grossest FML ever...only because I can relate in a way and I shudder every time I think about it. I always regretted being the polite WASP that I am and saying nothing. Keep your standards high, girl!!

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babeababe 16

Maybe he thought you were into scat? Either way that's pretty disgusting. I would've pushed him off and told him to go shower.

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RedPillSucks 31

Holy dangling participle. Did you finish?

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