Sex, Gross and Intimacy: Mr Clean - FML

Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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HelloSirs 14

Friday 18 January 2013 16:42

When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.

ElatedEarthling 15

Friday 18 January 2013 16:49

He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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hurley12 30

Friday 18 January 2013 20:26

Groosssssss

KM96 24

Friday 18 January 2013 20:38

Ewww! I can not get them image out of my head!!

FameNFortune 12

Friday 18 January 2013 20:46

Well that's just awkward ...

simoncat 11

Friday 18 January 2013 21:01

Oh my! Ew. Ew. Please- where's the brain bleach you guys keep talking about??

Satoaoi 13

Friday 18 January 2013 21:07

how's that possible not to know you have toilet paper on. ur ass

Dinah182 8

Friday 18 January 2013 21:11

Blame Charmin!

mgrabi01 10

Friday 18 January 2013 21:13

Ewww!!!

frethelt 3

Friday 18 January 2013 21:54

so pretty much all the comments are the same.. eww gross.. and what not. but what if they were in a relationship, living together, and he had come home from a long day? he was tired, they wanted to get intimate before bed, he didnt realize the toilet paper was thier, i dowt he did it on purpose. and for everyone saying he should have "known" it was there, first she dosent describe the size other than a clump and i dont know about you but i dont spread my ass cheeks and look in a mirror after i wipe.. besides he could have been at work when he used the bathroom... how akward would that be...manager walks in... "aa dude what the hell are you doing". and questions on why she grabed his cheek? really? have you ever been in the "throws of passion" or whatever the hell people call it? she said in the post "she" wanted to controll his thrusting.. inless shes on top how many ways is she to do that?

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 18 January 2013 22:10

Are you ******* kidding me with this spelling? "Dowt?" Really? There is absolutely no way you are 23. You're 12.

DracoSpirita 21

Friday 18 January 2013 22:21

*didn't, there, doubt, awkward, grabbed, throes, control, unless.

DracoSpirita 21

Friday 18 January 2013 22:24

Also don't and she's. I forgot those two. I'm not even going to start on your poor capitalization and punctuation.

thewife5 19

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:32

Nice book.. Probably wont get published..

abu4u 26

Friday 18 January 2013 21:56

Oh shit!

cougar41 8

Friday 18 January 2013 22:05

That is so feral. I hope to kicked him off and made him take a shower

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