Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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HelloSirs 14

When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.

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ElatedEarthling 15

He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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woolymittens 11

Hahaha! Oh lord :L

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SooInnLovee 6

I reallllyyy hope you didn't finish.....I would have thrown up. How on earth didn't he feel something hanging there? I don't know if I could look at him the same way only because I would be paranoid or I would have to do a toilet paper check before getting intimate....if I even could get intimate again.....

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bethrocksya 9

And this is why you'll stay single forever. . . If your really going to catch paranoia over something like that then you might first, check yourself in the mirror hunnie. Cuz I'm sure your flaws and mistakes aren't beautiful either.

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Adula 14

Overreacting much ? It's gross but so is most of our life's when you think about it.

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middlecyclone 5

Dude...I actually hope that you're just really, really young cause at least you'd have that as an excuse for your seriously over-dramatic reaction. Yes. It's gross...but its not the end of the world. And if you knew anything about truly being in love, you'd get past it.

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mirokuboy2 20

If it was fresh, sucks for you. If it wasn't, be glad.

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RedPillSucks 31

Erm... Why would she be glad if it wasn't fresh? Is this some sort of **** scat fetish?

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license2chill 5

How is a week old used toliet paper better than a fresh one in OP's case? If it's a week old, OP has some serious stuff to worry about

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frethelt 3

i think he meant fresh as in just got out of the bathroom, and was refering to hour old... as in it had a chance to dry..

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perdix 29

It could have been worse . . . it could have been a napkin with another girl's number on it. And shit.

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hannaaaahr 33

or a rhinoceros thats about to bite your hand of.

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DutchBasterd 15

64 gets a thumbs up for being a fellow Dutch basterd haha

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HowieDoIt 21

If we all just used our hands, stuff like this wouldn't happen! (There might be flaws with that logic, but what plan is perfect?)

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frethelt 3

that is actually how they do business in certain parts of the world.. which is why in some parts of the world it is concedered ofennsive to offer your right hand when you shake someones hand

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Abantiquo 7

Left. Right hand is for food, hand-shaking etc. important one to get ...right.

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anniemeece 23

Honestly.. that's just really gross. D:

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perdix 29

He took a dump without giving you the option to give him a blumpkin? What has become of manners these days?!?!

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MNBOY16 15

That's nasty. I bet if you did that to me, it wouldn't happen!

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DocBastard 38

Why is that exactly? Because no girl has ever grabbed your ass before? Seriously, I'm sure you're the studliest stud that ever was a stud and that women drop their pants at the mere sight of you, but give it a rest, dude.

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perdix 29

#27, I don't think bragging that you can successfully wipe your ass will really attract the ladies. They kind of ASSume that you can pull off that feat. I may be wrong, so good luck with that. Hey, ladies, MNBOY16 is an excellent ass-wiper -- does that make you horny?

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tj5810 21

Doc, he might not wipe his ass... That's what I originally thought, and in that case... Yikes.

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RedPillSucks 31

perdix, did you just call him an ass-wipe?

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