Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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daniicochran 1

Oh God. This sounds like me except I had a grilled cheese. (honestly, the foods better anyway)

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gkeeper25 0

If it weren't for the ice cream at the end I would have sworn this post was from my girlfriend. Smh

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jesse91 12

this happens to most people...not that i'd know. *forever_alone.jpg*

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NomNomCookie 6

I had a similar problem, except we ended with watching Family Guy.

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immikey19 7

Low testosterone causes limp dick

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bigbadwolf078 4

That's not a promising start.

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bigbearrr 5

With me and my bf it took a long time too! We ended up giving up the first time and had to try another day

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xoxolovethisapp 2

It always help my husband if you put it in my mouth. Sounds crude Sarong it like that but it works :)

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rockman808 9

Maybe he's kinda big? Happens to me all the time.

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