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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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KiddNYC1O 20

She blew you alright.

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mistydawn76 1

Holy crap! This is soo damn funny! I feel sorry for the both of you , but I do love the comments posted they are hilarious!!

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HyperSquirrel 8

God I've always wondered how often this happens to couples who try 69.. >.< I mean, I'd imagine it happens more often than one might think.. O.o

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52564 8

That's why it's called 69, what's the matter not up to the other 68 to follow?

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CrissyyyS2 22

If its from the ******, it's a queef. It's not like we wanted to "fart" out of there. You guys push too much air into the ****** causing queefs.

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gmc_blossom 21

So you're saying only fat girls fart? Okay.

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SierraaaNicoleee 26

155- That doesn't even make sense, oh and you're a dick.

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DogStew 20

I wish I had a girlfriend to fart in my face. At this point, beggars can't be choosers. :-(

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grannygruber 6

She didn't fart, it was just some asshole talking to you!

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sprints54 19

U want sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

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