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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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sublime93 0

That was awesome! Do you do birthday parties?

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aback 4

Don't complain. You didn't want to KEEP a turbodouche like that, did you?

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pacobored 0

Maybe you should go and work at the subway he's eats at regularly...

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the_stereotype 0

that was awesome

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jcommie 0

Not so much FYL. Saved you from him skipping town after getting you pregnant. Now THAT would have been a true FYL.

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uallsuck 0

Yeah, ditto on all the people who say that is he's seriously that much of an ass, you don't want him. Also, were I you I would most certainly not be wasting precious smacking-that-douche time on the internet. Just saying.

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iFruit 0

Triumvirate you deserve a million dollars, a hug, and a bunny rabbit.

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