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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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signupsheetfail 0

Those monkeys in the subway commercials are my idols.

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xXxFML 0

He obviosly had more important things on his mind

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zchpro 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3438

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zchpro 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3438

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stlkid 0

why does it always seem that when most couples break up it involves subway?

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wtf_this_sux 0

badass...i ****** work at Subway

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startafire 0

Kiddo, you're better off.

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netfreak 0

BTW they don't serve you in most subways if you're on a cell phone..... so hmm, maybe fake.

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wtf_this_sux 0

whether or not ur on a cell, we still have to serve. we hate it cuz the person is on the phone while we try to get them thier sandwich. it sucks when ppl talk on their phone

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