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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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mohit88 0

YDI for not being able to make sandwiches like the people at Subway. His next girlfriend/boyfriend is gonna be a Subway employee.

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billyH 0

So it is tuna and steak sub?

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cheetahboo2010 5

-is on phone while ordering sandwich- Yes, I'd like a 6-inch Italian BMT on wheat [I need to talk to you] toasted, please [it's over.] -continues to add vegetables to sandwich while crying commenses on phone- sorry, I was just trying to visualize it, FYL.

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lukonthebritesid 0

wow, if hes the type of gguy to do that, i wouldnt want him anyway. he just wants to get some. he doesnt care about you.

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plexico 3

Excellent, Triumvirate, just excellent!

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lolfest 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3020

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ekid2k 0

maybe he shouldn't have had to go to subway to get a sammich made for him, you lazy *****.

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Baal952 0

What was he ordering a COCKMEAT SANDWICH

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