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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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lydiacoolness 0

that sucks but i still LARFed

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astros86 0

How do u know he was in Subway? Did u hear anyone speaking broken English in the background? Oh btw, maybe he would've done it face-to-face if u got up every once in a while to make him a sandwich.

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Levixxrock 0

this wouldnt of had happened of you got him his sandwich.

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thatSucks7 0

either you picked a douchbag of a boyfriend, or he got sick of your incesant bitching. Either way, it's your fault.

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helloworldof99 0

Ya and he was on http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4252 too

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Samuraixman 3

maybe he wanted to eat something fresh unlike you

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hijueputa 0

after this whole thing she is going to be on: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4546

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TysonFawlay 0

Haha I dunno but you just seem like such a tragic person for some reason.

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