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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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Intoxicunt 5

Triumvirate wins the universe. That was possibly THE best comment on this site ever.

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whatsmccraken 0

Hey, everyone's gotta eat. At least he wasn't taking a shit while breaking up with you over the phone. Nothing like squeezing one out while dumping the girlfriend. Double Dump!

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whatsmccraken 0

Because you want to lose that extra weight! HAH!

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123sploosh 0

oh my god. lets get married you big bag of win you :)

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kukopia 0

Good riddance. Where's the FML? I'm waiting for the FML... I WANT MY FML!!!! Meh

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blueknight1st 26

I've done that before. I have also kicked this one bitch out of my car on the way to the movie theater before. Just straight up left her ass standing on the side of the road.

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girlygirl666 0

#26- you OWN this website! Best comment ever!

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hi_from_HI 0

You're sure it was Subway? Hmm, that's odd... All the Subwys by me clearly display signs saying you cannot talk on your cellphone while ordering.

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spellingbee 0

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen! #26 has a true way with words lol

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ScaryyMary 14

I wonder what the people at Subway thought...

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