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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Mcstud1y 30

I'll have the SINGLE piece of ham and a SINGLE piece of cheese

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boomlol 0

Rofl, i think hes trying to say you wernt doing your job :P

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Oh how kind. That's sweet. They should have recorded it and used that for a commercial.

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Casualt1234 0

sounds like you should've made him sandwiches more often.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

#26 ftw that just made my day

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