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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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You deserved it 140

By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 255

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 124

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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You deserved it 1 322

By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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You deserved it 3 765

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 880

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 218

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 130

ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

Comments

chuka81 27

Friday 15 November 2013 23:15

Tell her her husband has a son with your mother.

misspulkadot24 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:55

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! *mother attacks herself*

StompinOnCrayons 15

Friday 15 November 2013 23:15

Mother knows best.

Kataclysm97 32

Friday 15 November 2013 23:17

I don't see why this is an FML, I would just laugh if my mom said things like that. :P

zoepie 7

Friday 15 November 2013 23:19

Drunk words are sober thoughts...?

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 15 November 2013 23:23

It seems like she has some mother issues.

hunterjets28 2

Friday 15 November 2013 23:26

Maybe alcoholism is something that runs in your family and sub consciously (because she is under the influence) she relives what maybe her dad said about her mom!