Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 415
You deserved it 3 199
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ElricMustang 23

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

380 3
DocBastard 38

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

307 10

Comments

handyone01 6

May be she's trying to tell you that you are adopted?

11 0
moondoglou420 17

I'd suggest telling her to go F herself but she kind of pre-empted that..

3 0
alicespoons 17

Well then she must be *removes sunglasses* a ************. Yeaaaaaaaa

3 14
beaverteaser 16

well mother always knows best

1 0
fay32 16

would be a awesome argument between the two..

1 1
Hope2218 11

Sounds like it's from the exorcist all grown up

2 1
muzzlebunny 1

I can understand how that would be a rough situation, but it happened to you and not me so....bahahahhahahah

0 3