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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Poopolicious 5

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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wilsonquan 0

HEY OP , Happy birthday from Vietnam :))

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8IamChris8 4

Perhaps start licking your ass. She'll probably get the idea then

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sugarpen 1

Why did you write 'mom' if you are from Australia?

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zombiekitten87 12

Maybe she intended the dog party to be a joint party for you, too? Seriously though, your mom sucks.

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patrickalamo 47

You found out that, the unconditional love of a dog wins again!

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mrrossh 3

Steal all her money or use her credit card and buy yourself a birthday present. An expensive one. She'll remember next year.

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RogueWarrior869 23

That's terrible, obviously. Happy Birthday! Even if it is a little late. c:

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Twisted_Angel 17

That really sucks OP. Maybe the dog has more friends, and she didn't want it to be awkward for you? Was there any bacon cake left over?

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