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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Poopolicious 5

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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perdix 29

After eating bacon cake, you can't interrupt the 6-8 week continuous ****** with any other stimulus. You need to move your birthday to three months after your dog's (and pray Mom wants to make another bacon cake, with maple syrup icing.)

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roquette5710 8

Happy birthday. Sorry your mom sucks

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karatekid97 17

I can't believe it, they ******* forgot my birthday.- 16 candles

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Smashhoof 15

I think you're just jealous of the bacon cake.

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perdix 29

I don't see how people's birthdays get forgotten. A week or so before my birthday, I start dropping obvious hints to everyone around me. (My mailman didn't give a shit.)

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xNephilim 18

I do the same, though mine probably wouldn't even qualify as hints. I usually say, "I'm so excited!" The typical response is, "Why?" And then I say, "it's my birthday in 356 days!"

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bellatrix0805 2

A BACON CAKE??? The bitch!!!!

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sorrowsangel89 1

What a bitch. No pun intended. Or maybe it was.

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nbrtrnd 4

show your mom this fml and show her the thousands of people that think she's a shitty mom sorry op fyl happy birthday

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