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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Poopolicious 5

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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Major_General 10

As much as they love it, dogs shouldn't be fed pork.

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DogStew 20

boo hoo! quit crying! You'll have plenty of other birthdays to hate too. my last 2 birthdays were horrible. I felt horrible for months afterwards too. on the bright side, you got to see a cute dog party! :-)

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CharresBarkrey 15

Sounds like you need to take your own advice.

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Meme1988 18

Happy birthday! You go buy your self a present from her money

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NurseAbi 10

Happy birthday, you shouldn't give bacon to a dog, it's not good for them. It gives them diarrhoea. Fyl op.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I give my dog bacon all the time and she digests it just fine.

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isis_morrigan 18

A nurse should at least be able to correctly spell diarrhea.

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karen1991 15

I vote for you to slap her till she blue and hand **** her soul....but that's just me.

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laurel415 6

Poor OP Happy Birthday. Well at least when she's really old,& you have to take care of her you can just put her in a old Folks home. When she asks why show her your Post. (Bacon Cake? Who does that?)

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unicornpower56 7

How is it that you say Mom but your from Australia? Don't you say mum there...?

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CharresBarkrey 15

How is it you live in America but you don't say "y'all?" Same concept.

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