Money: My new house

My new house

By Anonymous - 22/01/2013 08:27 - New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:06 - Netherlands

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

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Poisoned chalice

By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 05:00

Today, my great aunt left me her house in her will. She probably thought she was doing something nice, but unfortunately she has no head for practical matters and ownership included both her mortgages, so by the time I sold her house and paid the mortgages, I’m now £140,000 in the hole. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 02:01

Today, and over the years, my wife has methodically destroyed our house, insisting she is good at DIY. Our house is either in bits, half-finished or falling apart. I had it confirmed by a realtor, who assessed the house as worth 100 grand less than we paid for it. It’s a building site with a roof. FML

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By jenjam - 05/07/2012 00:50

Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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Thanks, now **** off

By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

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Spending spree

By Anonymous - 21/09/2023 04:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got a pay bonus and spend it on paying for 12 months of car registration up-front for the first time in my life, filled the tank, and got it professionally washed. After all that, I accidentally reversed into my own house, causing major damage. I have to borrow the money for the insurance excess. FML

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Lemon or haunted?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 08:00

Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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TheGewt 7

Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:11

You didn't look at it first?

JiggaJayZ 16

Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:11

I hope you have enough money to buy a shovel, because you might have to shit in a hole for a while

Comments

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:51

If only there were some sort of agreement between the buyer and seller that would specify what the seller needed to leave in the property. You could call it something like "contract."

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:58

How can someone take a toilet? Those two must have been through a lot of shit together lol

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:10

I understand taking the oven but really the toilet? You would take the toilet with them unless they had some strang toilet fetish.

pjordanw 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:11

Wow, the guy who sold you the house must have bought a home that was completely empty..

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:24

I can understand the seller being emotionally attached to his toilet. You spend a lot of intimate moments on your porcelain throne.

heavenleigh85 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:42

The contract should have stated whether chattels were included.. Thats the first thing the real estate agent should have told you..and spending everything you have to buy a house isn't a good idea that's why people end up forclosing... You should have at LEAST 6 month mortgage payments cuz if u lose your job u will literally b up shyt creek without a toilet or a paddle.smh

mgrabi01 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:44

Why didn't you look at the house before you bought it?!? You deserved it for signing on a house before you investigated it lol.

etormentas 7

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:33

If your contract doesn't state the previous owner was going to take the appliances or toilet, then you are entitled to refuse the purchase of the house. The house must be in the condition it was in, when the contract was signed. They must replace everything they took, otherwise you have the right to back out of the sale. Contact your real estate agent.