Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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vacuumtubes 0

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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leero 0

eww... nair smells disgusting. if you even wanted to come close to kissing your date, you should have never touched the stuff.

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pinkbubbles1 0

It smells so gross I HATE IT! I just ended up adding shmpoo 2 it

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ZombieGirl95 13

then that slows the hair removing process but its not a bad idea. it smells like shit.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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sondramcfail 0

Eek. I'm always afraid to do Nair because I'd probably be allergic, so I always test stuff out on like my wrist or something. I guess you could try and use foundation or something on it?

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thhopelessrmntc 0

They have Nair Moisturizing Face Cream... So if that's what you used and without prior experience with Nair, you did not deserve that one! But even if you used the proper stuff, Nair has very harsh chemicals and does tend to leave a rash. (especially if it's the old formula, or just old)

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reetah 0

ooh that happened to me too! except instead of turning red, my upper lip just swelled up :[ and guess what was later that day? our family portrait. (luckily concealer and ice helped it look almost okay.)

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catatonicsleep 17

If it is an allergy try putting antihystamine cream on it. If it's some other kind of reaction use something like E45 cream to soothe it. I wouldn't advise covering it with make up, it might stop it healing. If the guy likes you enough he won't mind.

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wutupbruh 0

what is up with all FMLs having "i decided to" and the word "proceeded" in them!?!? its really starting to piss me off...

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Me27 0

They have bleaching creme for the face! It works really well.

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24788 6

I wouldn't recommend putting Nair products on your face. I'd just get it waxed if you're really worried about it. It lasts longer if you get it waxed. I love Nair though I use it on my chest and abs in the summertime. It works really well for something that looks and feels like lotion.

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