Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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vacuumtubes 0

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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summer66_fml 0

next time shave......& cover the rash with makeup......& if that doesnt work u always have a funny story for ur date!!

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ilovemycats 0

You're supposed to do an allergy test first... It says so on the bottle, doesn't it?

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dzidziaud 5

Silly you. There's a warning on the label that says not to use it on your face. YDI

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kelseycaileen 0

A) Who knows what number one said? (I'm curious.) B) Isn't like everybody alergic to Nair? Everytime I use it, it works, but gives me these red bumps all over my thighs that show up like 6 hours later.

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coolcolada 0

yeah everyone i no is allegric to it including me. i used it the night before my first day of school and i had a rash all over my legs on the first day. lol

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FTL 0

LOL. I did something like this once, but not before a date. I used something similar to Nair on my upper lip, but the product was specifically designed for facial use. It still left a burn. Fortunately, it wasn't noticeable. But after then I decided to just leave my upper lip alone. Unless it's really dark or thick, it's probably not worth removing. And even if it is dark or thick, bleaching sometimes works. Besides, if the guy is already dating you, he most likely doesn't care, and he obviously finds you attractive the way you are.

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HelloFlower 0

You just did yourself a favor: if he asks you out despite the rash-mustache, you know he is a keeper.

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Dkal 0

that happened to me once, and my face started burning so i didnt take if off. next day i go to the doc turns out my face literally burned

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QueenOfMelodrama 0

I believe it says on the box to test a small area to make sure you're not allergic. I also believe it says not to use it on your face. That SUCKS, yes, but you kind of deserve it.

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laxchica 0

hmm, maybe you left it on too long before rinsing? that happened to me once, you might not be allergic!

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