Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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vacuumtubes 0

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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losergirl 0

And *that's* why they tell you to "test in a discreet area" haha. I always test it on my wrists or feet lol.

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nbloggz 0

That's terrible. :( Next time just bleach it. Pick some up at CVS. Takes like, a minute and then it's not super noticeable anymore and there's no pain like with waxing.

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emmazing_x 0

#22 said exactly what i was thinking.

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jen_kay 0

Hahah, you learned a lesson today, test before you use it. like on your upper leg or something. xD

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Ahhh! I wouldn't shave/wax/Nair my face unless I thought it was REALLY noticeable, because once you mess with it, it comes back darker. Know why my legs are so very strokeable? Because I never shaved them even once. I like the bleach idea, though I'm not really one to even do anything.

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BigSmiles7 0

#26 waxing grows back thinner and fewer hairs each time because it damages the hair follicle it will often cause a temporary rash but is ultimately the best option

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xFaust_fml 12

Same as #25, YDI cause you should have tested it!

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birds_fml 7

I just shave my girly mustache. It's pretty dark, but grows so slowly that if I only shave it every 2 weeks it's not noticeable.

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birds_fml 7

One time I tested nair on my shin, and all was fine, so the next day I went and naired my entire leg, bikini line to feet. Turns out, the skin on my shin is tougher, and I got a really bad burn on my upper and inner thigh.

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suicidekings 0

#28 (birds) - that's gunna suck when you're old and can't shave anymore (:

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onigiriqueen 0

Why would you test something on a date night? Most people would have common sense to do what they always do, in order to avoid an accident. YDI for being unprepared and stupid.

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