Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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marpay 11

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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mrbaka 4

OP "You are not the father" (Jerry Springer voice) ...your in the clear bro but the bitch is whacked yo!

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Jujubilee 1

Uhm I think you mean Maury voice...

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perdix 29

Don't flatter yourself. She's not stalking you, she's just trying to collect child support, Baby Daddy.

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miz66independent 1

Not so weird if your name is John. However, if it is Xavier... Get a restraining order.

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xXT9Xx 0

Your sexy, ever ****** a 13 year old ;)

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Jazzmataz 0

Hate the "brah" crap.. That's what supports my chest.. Do you really want to call people that? Lol

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NewYorklady 0

Does the father know it's her ex-boyfriend name? O maybe he know... If you are the dad

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CiaranPM 0

So? Women are weird like that.

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