Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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marpay 11

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

At least she'll have someone to lover her now with that name

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lakebitch01 0

Fake your own death?

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justanotherhuman 21

^ this, OP... presuming sincere-conversation/honor-duels are out of the question, this.

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Tsui 0

Yep, you better start memorizing the "Child Protection Services" number. You'll need it.

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Valy_fml 5

You should feel honored even though it's kinda creepy

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miZscrZee 0

I wonder if her baby daddy knows that..

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structuredchaoz 4

My sister in laws's ex husband named their child after his ex girlfriend. Demented people out there.

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DairyQueen13 0

Lol. One of my brothers ex-girlfriends did that, too.

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rocker_chick105 31

Im sorry you have a stalker. But maybe the kid will become famous and you can say "ya, i was named after him"

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