Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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marpay 11

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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rarememory 7

Maybe she'll stop stalking now that she's carrying your screaming pooping peeing bundle of joy mini you around

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inpuredeceit 14

How do you know she named them after you? What if they just like your name?

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kkmwong 11

Today, my dog ate my bird. Then my dog died from choking on it. I am now living alone. FML.

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wierdos_rule 0

Geez, we all have fmls that don't end up posted. Why bother putting it in the comments? I feel bad for you, though

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woodrow68oo 2

This reminds me of a scene from men in tights...

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yadisingh 5

Probably would have said 'ours' if the baby was his. So, I'm pretty sure the baby's not his son.

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BritLass 15

Damn that's screwed up! I hope you don't have an embarrassing name!! :D

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tona01 16

I'm thinking OP has an amish name like jeremiah or solomon

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