Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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marpay 11

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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qhostred 0

*maury's voice* you ARE the father!

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lmaoatall 6

Wait a minute. I'm confused. Didn't your girlfriend of only three days start planning your wedding? Hold the phone, you must be the guy that messed around with your girlfriends sister. Or maybe you are the dad getting married to the mom. It's an all out Jerry fest on fml! You must be the dad brother uncle! It's yours and you know it!

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kablooey_01 3

if there is a chance you're the father, this could make for a very typical show of maury

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nottobeknown4 5

.... I feel bad for the dad. And even worse if that's you.

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heartsnskulls 0

Bitches r crazy especially my fiancé's stalker ex-girlfriend did the same shit but she had a daughter and named it after him

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