Namesake

By cjy152 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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marpay 11

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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laurenlolo5 0

it probably is your baby. she just couldnt tell you cause you keep running away acting like shes stalking you.

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sugarkiller_fml 6

There is possibility that her hud has a same name as yours.

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perdix 29

Big deal. My crazy stalker ex-girlfriend named her son, daughter, dog, car, goldfish, dishwasher and alarm clock after me. The weird part, as if the previous sentence was normal, is that she names every turd she makes after me, and holds a funeral for me at every flush. Now, that's creepy!

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ikickgingers 15

The real question is ; did she name her phone after you and set it on vibrate?

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perdix 29

Wow, how did you guess that, Kicky? Are you a creepy stalker chick? If so, are you following anyone right now? If you are free, I'll send you my address and a schedule of my daily routine. Yes, she named her iPhone after me, but irony of ironies, she named her vibrator Liberace!

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totalkaos 3

CJY....U r the father!

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loserman67 35

Well, that's what usually happens when you slip some chick the "hot beef injection" then run away. Now she's not only going to stalk you, but so will process servers with the papers demanding you appear in court to set up child support payments and maybe even some palimony payments. I hope she was a great lay, because you're going to get REALLY screwed soon....

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bubo_fml 10

Her name wouldn't happen to be Golum or Smeigol, eh Precious?

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Burrito_2014 0

Were you the father??

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pandalover69 26

my friends ex boyfriend actually did that. he got his current girlfriend pregnant and now his child has the name as his ex (my friend). he use to always say he would name his child after her and he actually did. they broke up years ago and he's been with his baby momma for about 3 or 4 years and he still tries to get back with my friend. he's a creepy and it sounds like the OPs ex is a creepy too

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