Work: Nan's gotta have it

Nan's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:02

That's revolting.

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 16:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

Comments

airplanefood 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:52

Yeah, all of my friends who have worked at retirement homes have the most disgusting stories and catch them having sex with each other all the time. Just think, we'll be one of them too one day.

feelthebreakdown 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:58

Awhh, that's so cute. Old people in those homes are funny!

renyark209 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:05

*shudders*

myofb 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:59

Not so bad: You made her smile. Call it your good deed for the year.

necromancerlord 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:08

I thought the obvious response was, "How much can you put me in your will for?"

myotherlips 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:03

I wouldn't walk away fast, I would just say, "Stop projecting your objectives on me, I don't swing that way. I'M the one who wears the pants and I make the call." Then I'd leave. & laugh.

monkey314159 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

I remember when our church when to the old folk's home to cheer them up. One of the old dudes kept telling the girls if they couldn't find a place to sit. They could sit on his lap.