Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cars and Transportation: Nature is healing

Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By farmingman - 14/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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By Goatbeard - 15/02/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:20

"Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them..." YDI >:D That's so cute xD

f_my_flip_life 5

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:36

Well, now you know! xD

Comments

QuackerJacks 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:53

How could the truck in question possibly have "taken off" from a complete stop quickly enough for the cow shit to "fly" into your face?

Attrox 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:26

This FML is total bullshit.

snafu57 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:50

oh yeah, sure. Not! you'd need a canon to hit you in the face. ever hear of gravity? gravity...it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

Fail_Pig 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:56

Well, atleast you found out what animal was inside. But I do call this 'bull'shit, just because of what #17 said.

analltimelow 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:34

curiousity killed the cat.

slimmathers123 10

Monday 10 October 2011 4:09

and caused this one to get 'shit-faced' lol

FlyingTomato7 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:51

I don't care if it was fake, that was ******* hilarious.

shitzor 0

Monday 21 December 2009 0:19

well, it is fake but not because of newton's laws. actually newton's laws state that a body tries to maintain its initial velocity.. think of yourself in a bus... when the bus accelerates you move backwards... but anyway, it is fake because the OP didn't know what animal was in the truck but the shit that covered his face came from a cow... YDI...

jisaac09 25

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:54

Wait what??? its easy to tell the difference between cow, pig, horse, llama, ect shit..... just cause he knew what kind of shit it was but not the animal beforehand doesnt mean this is a fake. But im callin it a fake because ive never seen poop shoot out of an animal....

FMLsguitarist 0

Monday 21 December 2009 0:36

At least now you know they were cows.

PutDownTheGun 0

Monday 21 December 2009 0:52

Physically possible or not, YDI for rubbernecking. I HATE it when people rubberneck while driving.

frayedwire 0

Monday 21 December 2009 0:55

... actually when a bus accelerates you don't move backwards ydi, you stay still while the bus moves. No cattle truck can accelerate fast enough to throw the shit around. If anything it would fly forward when the truck stopped (if it could stop fast enough, which maybe it can). Maybe some shit could fly out during a sharp corner? Not sure, but not from a standstill acceleration. The most that could happen would be some shit falling off the back. I suppose if you tailgated the truck and it could really accelerate fast you might get a bit on your hood if you were matching speed with it. So this fml is a definite no.