Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cars and Transportation: Nature is healing

Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By farmingman - 14/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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By Goatbeard - 15/02/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:20

"Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them..." YDI >:D That's so cute xD

f_my_flip_life 5

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:36

Well, now you know! xD

Comments

natizakhi 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:57

FAKEEE!!!! you ******* retard! cow shit cant fly even if the cows on a truck! the acceleration would be too ******* slow you **** sucker and how the **** could the cow shit (youre a cowshit) fly SIDEWARDS and also INTO YOUR ******* WINDOW?! someone should hold you under and cow and let it shit in your mouth!

performingyak 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:27

If she's in a car NEXT TO a double deck truck carrying cows the shit kind of just rattles off the sides. That coupled with the waving of cow tails inside and wind outside could very well leave someone with a face full of crap. Just remember people, if a truck pulls up next to you and is carrying animals, chances are they are sheep or cows, the smell is not worth winding down the window to hear them.. I stand by a comment on another thread... natizakhi, you are a wank

FallbackRoflHax 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:40

That's funny..... very improbable, but funny. At least you found out what animal it was :D

Stotan1228 0

Monday 21 December 2009 4:52

#31, I agree. It's like woop de effing doo you saw a deer. Now get out of my lane before I rear end you.

eyFuckmylife 0

Monday 21 December 2009 5:04

curiosity killed the idiot.

hahadamnit 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:16

did any of you physics junkie morons ever happen to think of the shit accelerating out of the cows ass while it was pushed up against the inside of the trailer, while passing the car with the open window?..... didn't think so, and if you think it cant happen go stand next to a cattleliner

SecretAznMan364 5

Monday 21 December 2009 8:24

This story is so bogus. Highly unlikable and improbable. So did the cow like decide to throw some poo at you. Next time come up wth a better lie crapface.